Programmer short jokes – small collection

Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
A: An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

Wife: “I’ll be right back!”
Me: “I’ll be left forward.”

sql> DELETE FROM world.human_race WHERE iq < 100
Query OK, 3.45 billion rows affected (0.01 sec)···

Optimist : The glass is half full.
Pessimist : The glass is half empty.
Coder: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

[“hip”,”hip”] //hip hip array

Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

The Programmers’ Cheer
Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!